1. It’s not collapsible
No, the harp does not break down into pieces. I’m trying to imagine if it did… how… nope. That’ll never work.
2. Your fingers
Say goodbye to your dainty, harpist fingers forever.
I’m never getting a manicure bc I’d probably be kicked out#harpistprobs pic.twitter.com/3W72kvCSqf
— Kaitlyn Stafki (@glissading) October 2, 2014
You’ll always be tuning those strings. Ever timed a piano tuner? Almost the same amount of strings, but you have to do it in a fraction of the time.
4. The harp chooses the car
Sadly you’ll never drive a cute sporty motor.
5. It’s too darn quiet
Yes orchestra, play louder. That will help everyone hear the magic of the harp.
6. Five-note runs
Why do composers think we play with five fingers on each hand, same as the piano? With just a little research, they’d find that the pinkie never gets involved – EVER.
7. Feet and hands… together
Most people are unaware that harpists have to use their feet as well as their hands – it probably makes us the most dexterous of the whole orchestra *grins smugly*, but also calls upon superhuman skills of co-ordination *cries*.
8. No warm-up time
Don’t expect to play or warm up before a performance – it’s sitting on stage an hour before (looking glorious, obviously).
For concert harps, think racehorse. And that’s before you’ve had your monthly string bill.
10. You’re first and last
But don’t call harpists lonely, just because we’re first to arrive and last to leave rehearsals.